We broke out the old stories in this one, and we may or may not have had a behind the scenes debate about what "central" means, but in any event, we brought the tales of our National travels and the places we had the most fun . . . or committed the worst crimes . . . or drank the most. One of those. Or all of those. Anyway, kick back and enjoy one of our longer episodes where we reveal the really seedy people we actually are.