Tummy Time

Why are our precious little millennials growing up to be entitled little turds?  Because doctors tell us it's good for them, and because the parents almost don't need to be present to feed them.  They do, however need to be present in order to not grow up with a flat head.  We'll talk about that with my friend and also nurse, Liz . . . as much as we can at least, until Leo and I manage to take the conversation completely elsewhere.  As we do.

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